cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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(via dirtytoiletseat)


d0nn0:

d0nn0:

cool beans

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(via dirtytoiletseat)


hausofsqueals:

You’re wrong Miley

(via pizza)


cottognapple:

ven0moth:

if i was your boyfriend id never let you go. id sew myself onto your body. we are permanently bonded.

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(via frumpybutsupersmart)



andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(via braydaaan)


doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
me: tell me thats not sick
doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude


(via wigglyweak)


turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

(via legalmexican)


echoesofoswin:

leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

mukuroikusabaka:

finish this sentence: m

y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

What the actual fuck

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spoo-kyou:

how much money do they pay the models in stock photos

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like

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seriously

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wHAT

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IS

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THIS

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I DON’T

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UNDERSTAND

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WHAT

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IS THAT SALAMI

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